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Monday, February 21, 2011

B Security

It has come to our attention that a malicious hacker has been attempting to breach the internal security of the Bnews. We assure you this matter will not be taken lightly. As most readers know we at the Bnews work assiduously at protecting not only this website but the neighborhood as a whole. Many B writers have spent some time in their youth training at the notorious Farnese bootcamps located in the mountains of West Virginia and on the banks of the Kankeekee river to prepare for a situation like this. This training guarantees our readers continued access to a Bnews website that is safe and secure.

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