Joe Askins is a Quick Learner

We can certainly tell from the way Joe says "soucks 35th" that he wasn't born in the Land of Lincoln. No problem though because Joe is a quick learner. As you can see from his Red Line primer Joe already understands the hazards involved in riding the soul train any farther than the Sox 35th stop. It's common knowledge in these parts that only a bang-up Craps game would be worth the ride to Roseland. For a straight laced guy like Askins that game may seem more like Russian roulette than a profiatble diversion.

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